Such and Szuch

Such and Szuch: A final request

Last week a fellow graduating CN staffer asked me how I planned to handle my final column. At the time, I really hadn’t had a chance to consider a topic. So, as I sat down to write, I looked outside at the crisp, bright snow melting as it hit the ground. It made me remember…

Such and Szuch: Win a girl over and keep her around

There are thousands of adorable ways for a guy to convince a girl to fall for him. But, for each one of those instances, there’s also a way to make sure that chick never speaks to you again. So, for the fellas, here are a few things you should consider when you start dating someone…

Such and Szuch: Well-played, Mr. Letterman

I’m sure that everyone has heard about the David Letterman scandal that was made public last week. If you haven’t, well apparently you live in your own little world where you never leave the house and lack access to a television or computer with Internet access. So, for those of you who do in fact…

Such and Szuch: Make a difference in U.H.

Reading The Plain Dealer on Sunday, I came across an article that said a majority of Ohio voters would vote in favor of casinos, according to a newspaper poll.  So, I started to write my column this week about Issue 3 and the fact that it’s a bad idea to encourage something that could bring…

Such and Szuch: Your actions are your own

With the first week of classes comes many things: schedule changes, parking mayhem, the constant repetition of the phrase, “how was your summer,” and of course … the freshmen. It never fails to amaze me how much the incoming JCU classes stick out each year, like red socks in a basket full of white laundry.…

Such and Szuch: Forget sleep – it’s college, sleep is over-rated

A friend of mine always says, “You’ll sleep when you’re dead.” And he’s right; life is too short to spend all of your time in bed, when there are more important things to do. But, sometimes you reach a point where you’re just so tired that simple tasks seem like the biggest endeavors you’ll ever face. I’ve reached that point.

Such and Szuch: The Twitter challenge: Ashton Kutcher vs. CNN

If you’ve tweeted lately, you may know that Ashton Kutcher recently challenged CNN Breaking News to a popularity contest on the ever-growing social media site, Twitter. The site has become increasingly popular with 14 million users and counting.

Such and Szuch: Paying for pain and suffering in style: the curse of the high heel

One could argue that the key here is to purchase a pair of high heels that are stylish yet comfortable, but I would have to contend that such a shoe doesn’t exist. The words high heel and comfort simply don’t mix.

Such and Szuch: Cobalt for Sale!

I have decided that my car is bad luck. I’m not sure what I did, but apparently my possessed, little Cobalt decided it hates me. I generally don’t believe in luck, but after a total of five accidents in the past 15 months, I do. That’s right, it isn’t a typo – five accidents.