Like the rest of the student body, this Dan Loster situation has really gotten me upset. I don’t get it. What nut would create a profile to vote on the hottest girls at “Juan Carroll” and not friend request me?
I know I’m not the hottest guy at John Carroll, but I think I can confidently say I’m definitely in the top two.
What’s next, an episode of “Jersey Shore” without Snooki? The whole concept is ludicrous, which is why I am personally calling on all students to not vote out of respect for women or until I have been friend requested by Dan.